Saturday, 20 May 2017

Philippine Television: Ang Pinoy Drama Nga Naman...

A few years back, I expressed my misunderstanding of Korea's first TV drama that was so huge the stars became the first Korean superstars with millions of fans overseas. 

Winter Sonata, the drama, singlehandedly created the Korean Wave, known in Korea as hallyu, that drove Japanese women 'of a certain age' into Korea to visit Nami Island and other locations where the drama was filmed.

Now that I was able to spend time at home in the Philippines and had time to watch the local Philippine dramas on TV, it was time to write what I understood, or misunderstood, about the Filipino telenovelas. 

Sa totoo lang, yung Nanay ko kasi yung mahilig manood. Ako, nakikinood na rin. Ha-ha-ha! At tuwing may hindi ako maintindihan, siyempre, nagtatanong na lang ako. Heto yung mga tanong ko; sana merong makatulong sa pagsagot ng mga ito.

Since ABS-CBN ang palagi niyang pinapanood, heto yung mga drama: Better Half, Wildflower, Ang Probinsyano, Dear Heart, at Love To Last.

Simulan na natin mula sa hapon hanggang gabihan:

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THE BETTER HALF

1. Bakit yung lead actor na nakasalamin parang hindi marunong umarte? Siya ay kinasal, na-aksidente, nagka-amnesia, at kinasal uli, pero iisa lang yata yung kanyang expression sa buong maghapon? Naka-amnesia rin yata yung kanyang acting skills.

2. Bakit ang sexy at young-looking pa rin si Carmi Martin?

3. Actually, tulad ng Nanay ko, hindi ko rin maintindihan ang kuwento nito. May lukaret, may martyr na asawa, may nagka-amnesia, may Ingleserang mother-in-law, at may Carmi Martin. Yung role lang yata ni Carmi yung naintindihan ko - at least na gets ko yung mayor na ambisyosa - yan ang marami tayo. 


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WILDFLOWER

1. Bakit malakas pa rin si Julio Ardiente, samantalang na-stroke siya pero palagi siyang umiinom ng alak gabi-gabi?  At hindi naman nakikitang umiinom ng gamot?

2. Bakit ang puti pa rin ni Diego (Joseph Marco) samantalang lumaki raw siya sa bukid?

3. Bakit nagpahuli si Jepoy/Madrigal sa opisina ni Julio Ardiente samantalang alam niyang may CCTV?

4. Bakit kailangan mag-suot ng designer clothes gabi-gabi si Emilia samantalang nasa bayan ng Ardiente lamang siya umiikot, at hindi napapadpad sa BGC or Greenbelt?  

5. Bakit naka-americana araw-araw si Mayor at Julio Ardiente samantala ang mayor namin dito naka-t-shirt lang?

6. Saan ba talaga ang Poblacion Ardiente? Gusto ko mag-check-in sa resort ni Ivy Aguas.

7. Si Tirso Cruz ay si Julio Ardiente sa Wildflower; siya rin ang tatay ni Ian Veneracion sa A Love To Last. Ang tanong: nasaan si Nora Aunor?

8. Bakit minsan puti yung buhok ni Tirso, minsan itim?



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FPJ's ANG PROBINSYANO

1. Bakit naka-jacket palagi si Cardo? Malamig ba sa kanyang probinsya? O, baka palagi lang siya may lagnat?

2. Halos gabi-gabi na lang pinapa-iyak si Susan Roces. Hindi ba sila naawa sa kanya?



3. Bakit pinatay nila si Agot Isidro?

4. Bakit ganon na lang kahirap hanapin si Joaquin? Hindi ba sila humingi ng tulong sa Globe ó Smart para ma-triangulate ang signal tuwing tumatawag siya?  Baka puedeng humingi sila ng tulong sa CIA para mahanap si Joaquin.

5. At bakit din palaging naka-jacket si Joaquin? May lagnat din ba siya gabi-gabi?

6. En grande ang kasal ni Cardo at espesyal ang reception. Magkano nga ba talaga ang suweldo niya?


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DEAR HEART

1. Pinadala raw si Doctora Guia sa London para mag-aral at magpakadalubhasa ng maraming taon. Bakit wala siyang British accent nang bumalik siya?

2. Tanong ng Nanay ko: saan bumibili ng perlas si Doctora Margaret?

3. Nauna pa yatang nalaman ni Eric Quizon kaysa kay Doctora Guia na anak niya si Heart. Akala ko ba matalino siya kasi doctor siya?

4. Saan yung hospital na Camilos na yan? Ayokong ma-admit diyan at baka lasunin din ako ni Eric Quizon.
        (Best supporting actress si Susan Africa)                           *   *   *   *   *

A LOVE TO LAST

1. Bakit hindi si Joe Mari Chan ang pinakanta ng theme song?

2. Bakit ang ganda-ganda ni Iza Calzado?

3. Sa lahat ng drama, ito lang yata yung may common sense ang mga writers nito. Kaya wala akong ibang tanong kung hindi CONGRATS! sa mga sumusulat nito.

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Hayan. Siguro, kung patuloy pa rin ako manonood, mas marami pa akong katanungan. 

Samantala, hanggang dito na la-ang...at hayaan ko na la-ang mag-enjoy ang Nanay ko sa panonood ng kanyang mga telenovela.

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

RENFE: The Train in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plain


           (Estacíon de Santiago de Compostela)

Before I flew to Spain, I was worried on how to move around from city to city. As I was doing my research, I realized, instead of flying between Madrid and Santiago de Compostela, or between Santiago and Barcelona, I could just take the RENFE trains and make those trips part of my tour. 

Even as I was preparing for my trip, I was already daydreaming of sitting on the train and watching the Spanish countryside go by while a guitar was playing Spanish Romance. Riding the train and watching the countryside would be part of my itinerary.


            (My seat on the train from Santiago to A                              Coruńa has a charger!)

                   (Ticket vending machines)

RENFE stands for Red Nacional de los Ferrocarriles  Espańoles, or National Network of Spanish Railways. And for me, it is the best way to see Spain if you're visiting several cities. No need to go through airports and squeezing oneself into domestic flights. Just hop into a cab and go straight to a train station.

Before I left for Spain, I tried to buy RENFE tickets through its website. Unfortunately, even after several tries, the website wouldn't let me. Even 'Irene', the RENFE online customer service assistant, wasn't able to help.


So what I did was to print a hardcopy of the train trips I needed to take with specific dates and target cities. I thought I could just present this when I queued at the RENFE ticket office when I got to Madrid. 

But as I was looking for the pre-paid airport transfer stand after landing at Madrid-Barajas Airport, I chanced upon a RENFE stand with one señor manning it. I immediately thought, perhaps, I should buy my tickets here already! So I went up to him and asked, "¡Buenas tardes! ¿Puedo yo comprar billetes aqui?

"¡Si!", he replied.

                 (My snacks on board the train. 
           I just bought Coke from the seńorita)

I whipped out from my handcarry bag the printout of my itinerary and just gave it to him. He asked me if I wanted 'Turista' seats or 'Preferente' seats. Of course, I was a turista! 

After he booked my tickets, I just paid with my credit card. This way, I saved on my Euros.

I was glad I bought my train tickets even before I left Madrid-Barajas Airport. I didn't have to spend time queuing at RENFE ticket office at Chamartin Station, which I later saw had a long queue.


          (The train has monitors showing the route 
            and the current location of your train)

On the day I left Madrid for Santiago de Compostela, I just took a cab from my hotel to Chamartin Station and my talkative cab driver talked to me about Pacquiao and Isabel Preysler after I told him I was from the Philippines. I think I ran out of Spanish during our 25-minute ride. Ja-ja-ja!

All in all, I had nine train rides during my vacación espańol, seven of which were short rides taking less than an hour. My ride from Madrid to Santiago de Compostela took about six hours, while the ride from Santiago to Barcelona took about 12 hours. 

My other short rides were from Madrid to Álcala de Henarés and back, from Ourense to Santiago de Compostela, from Santiago de Compostela to Á Coruńa and back, and from Barcelona to Monserrat and back.

 (I left Santiago de Compostela at around 8:30AM; I   arrived in Barcelona Sants Station at around 9PM)

When I bought the tickets, I asked for window seats because I wanted to see all the pueblos and open fields from my seat.

And as I sat there trying to figure out from my Spanish map the names of the cities, towns, and regions I was passing through, I remembered that, a few months back, I was only daydreaming about that moment, the moment of watching the Spanish countryside while Spanish Romance was ringing in my head. 


    (Tip: Put your suitcase on the next car if your          car's luggage corner is full. I put my ube maleta 
in the next car, and it was easy for me 
to retrieve when I got to my destination.)

It turned out, that sleepy song could never play in my head because sitting there watching the old cities, farms, rivers, and pueblos was interesting and fascinating. 

Well, though my trains in Spain really stayed in the plain, my rides offered me not just transports: they were part of my vacación, my travels, and my adventure!

¡Hasta la vista, Espańa!


Friday, 12 May 2017

A Pinoy @ The Movies: Gifted

It was a bit strange watching Chris Evans without his Captain America costume, and it was even stranger nobody addressed him as Captain Rogers.

Here, in Gifted, he's a hunk of an uncle to a super-genius niece, whose mother killed herself after proving the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness, a super-difficult problem, the solving of which was an achievement that could have won her a Nobel prize.

Mckenna Grace, playing the genius and gifted niece, became the subject of a custody battle between Evans and his own mother, who wanted to send her granddaughter to a school for smart kids, while Evans wanted her to grow up a normal child.

Although thirty minutes before the end, I sort of knew already the outcome of the custody battle and the ending because movies like this always made sure that everyone went home happy.

But mid-way, Gifted reminded me of Changeling, which starred Angelina Jolie. In Changeling, Angelina was a single mom who lost her son to a kidnapper. In Gifted, Chris Evans became a single dad to his niece but lost her, although temporarily (oops!).

Maybe this film's primary audience would be single parents, who could learn a thing or two on how to raise a child, and on how to keep off meddling grandparents. 

Octavia Spencer, the Oscar best supporting actress for The Help, was the good neighbor who helped babysit Mckenna when Evans was away. 

You can skip this film, unless you're a big Chris Evans fan, or into difficult math problems.  You could probably help Mckenna Grace help solve one of the Millennium Prize Problems after watching the movie.

Me? I hate math.


Sunday, 7 May 2017

A Pinoy @ The Movies: The Circle

I wonder if The Circle's original title was Facebook-slash-Google-slash-Apple reality TV.

Because all I saw during the movie was a gargantuan of a company based in sunny California, run by two guys resembling the likes of Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak (founders of Apple), and was about to control the virtual and real lives of everyone on Earth.

Emma Watson, as a new employee at The Circle, and even without her magic wand, magically became a star employee and a reality Internet star without having to disrobe like one Kardashian and without having to dress up like one Hilton.

Although we are all familiar with those apps and programs that have made our lives easier, these things have also taken away our privacy, especially with those cameras that follow us everywhere, even when we pee. The film also reminds everyone that we are all under surveillance by what we do online or in reality, which in turn reminded me of the George Orwell's novel, 1984, that talks about Big Brother watching over us all the time.

And even if they threw in Watson's family's sad episode and her near-drowning kayaking, the scene where her friend, Mercer, flew off a bridge was probably the lesson everyone with a smartphone should always keep in mind: technology can kill.

And this made me ask: what is the movie's message anyways?

No more privacy for all of us? We know that already.

More transparency? Hmm. There's Wikileaks for you.

That computers and apps will rule the world?  'Skynet' did that in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.

And you'd also be wondering what convinced Tom Hanks and Emma Watson to do this film? Huge talent fees, perhaps?

Did I like this film? To some extent, I did because it's reality.

Should you watch this film? Nah, you can pass. Just go back to your social media. 


Thursday, 4 May 2017

Night Boating @ Seoul's Banpo-Hangang Park


Yes, it's probably cool and relaxing to ride those boats near the Floating Island at Banpo Park in Seoul.

Firstly, the changing colors of the man-made Floating Island make it an enchanting background while your boat is making its way around the calm waters of the Han River.



Secondly, whether you're with your family, your friends, or with your current girlfriend or boyfriend, riding a smaller boat and just floating around the vicinity with plans of having dinner or coffee on the Floating Island are a more convenient alternative to riding the bigger boat of the Han River cruise, whose main attraction at night is mainly the Banpo Fountain Bridge.




I once road at the Han River cruise. The ride is actually interesting if you do it during daytime when you can see the apartments on both sides of the Han River, the bridges over the river, and the Floating Island. Though you won't be able to see the colors of the Banpo Fountain Bridge during the day, at least you'll get your money's worth of seeing Seoul's riverscape under the spring sun.

At night, it's just the lights of apartments and the Banpo Fountain Bridge, which I think has lost most of its colors. It used to be really colorful - with fascinating rainbow colors. But over the years, it seemed to have lost most its colors.



That's why it's probably more fun, especially for kids, to get on these small boats and just laze around the calm, quiet waters of the Han River near the Banpo Park. The kids won't get bored as the ride isn't that long. I think they'd probably even want to stay on the boat longer.

So, one of these cool nights, you know where to boat, float and relax! 

Wednesday, 3 May 2017

A Pinoy @ The Movies: LION



Artsy films always have limited viewership and are not that widely marketed. I must have missed watching this film while I was in Seoul during its pre-Oscar season run. Thankfully, I was able to catch it weeks after the Oscars at a local cinema in Bacolod City. 

Lion reminds me of Philomena, a story of a mother's search for her lost son. Dame Judi Dench, playing Philomena, was nominated for an Academy Award in her portrayal of a real-life mother who crossed an ocean in order to find her lost son. In Lion, Dev Patel, also portraying a real-life adoptee, crossed an ocean in order to find his family in India.

Nicole Kidman was also nominated for her role as Patel's adoptive mother. Here, Kidman and her husband are an Australians couple who adopts two Indian boys instead of having their own because "there are already too many people on Earth".

As to why the movie was titled Lion, you have to watch the film.

As the film was based on a true story, Patel's journey from a lost boy in India, to his adoption in Australia, and finally his search of his family back in India was an emotional 118 minutes of superb acting.

His desire to find his lost family ended up in a discovery of who he really was as a person and as a son. Don't worry, the film has a very happy ending that is different from that of Philomena's.

And you'll also find out how important Google Earth's role figured in Patel's search for his Indian family.

Go watch the film, and download Google Earth. You'd probably want to find out where Ganesh Talai is.